actually aku nak cerita, dalam cuti dua tiga hari disebabkan aku broke, aku duduk rumah sambil layan movie. dah sampai tak tau nak tengok movie ape, aku pun masuk la yahoo chat, first time ni masuk yahoo chat room tu. gila jakun ok! masa log on ingatkan pasai pa la aku sorang ja yang duk ada dalam room tu, ghupenye kena masukkan ayat-ayat tuh dalam kotak yang disediakan. hish! technology ni aku memang lemah sikit.
punya la jakun aku masuk situ, ramai lah duk nak chat semua aku X sebab aku rasa macam semua pervert je id semua abanggersang la, adikmanis la. entah hapa-hapa la. then ada sorang mamat ni message aku. kiteorang pun start chat macam biasa, ghupenye ayat2 ni wujud lagi :
a/s/l please.
haha! aku punya la duk tergelak depan laptop sebab aku rasa masa aku umur 14 tahun kut dok main mirc org tanya benda alah tu. then aku pun chat punya chat upenye mamat tu india. aku ni bukan la racist so aku chat la macam biasa. then, apa yang menarik suddenly dia tanya aku...
(aku kasi nama dia Mr Max)
Mr Max : when u think of one place, where would it be?
aku : North pole
Mr Max : why?
aku : Because i can get ice for free and sell cendol there
Mr max : then u lost in the forest, u walk walk walk and suddenly u see a river, what was the color or the water?
aku : it's green, reflection from the leaves
Mr max : then how's the river flow? slow? moderately? fast?
aku : moderately
Mr Max : how u cross the river?
aku : using a boat (water rafting tu)
Mr Max : after u cross the river u kept on walking then u saw someone, who would it be?
aku : i saw a ranjer (konon-konon macam penjaga hutan tu la) and his face are like Colonel KFC.
Mr Max : hahaha! then u kept on walking and u saw a key, is it a bunch or only one?
aku : i saw only one
Mr Max : will u keep the key?
aku : of course
Mr Max : then u saw a house, is it big, small, and how does it look like?
aku : it's big wooden house in white, very authentic
Mr Max : who would u wanted to be with at the house?
aku : of course my kiddo
Mr Max : who else?
aku : i might turn that house to a homestay/resort since it's big for us (family)
lepas habis dia dok tanya-tanya dia ckp aku ape tau :
awak ni seorang yang business minded, high determination and u are particular.
suka makan and love good food.
family oriented.
tak kisah kawan dengan siapa-siapa even tho kawan tu teruk macam mana pun u manage to be friend with them, and u are easy going person.
u are born to be happy even though no one knows that u are hurting inside.
everyone simply comfortable with u.
sometimes u feel that u are beautiful, but actually u are classical.
u always need someone beside u and u rely 100% on that person. u can't be alone.
you are loyal. since u only picked one key.
dah lepas tu aku dah tak ingat, ada yang betul ada yang tak betul! haha. tapi kebanyakannya betul. aku nak cari balik orang tu tapi dah tak jumpa. kalau la dia terbaca blog aku ke kasik la tinggal comment nak try jugak buat benda alah ni dekat orang lain!
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